Q Who was the first Indian woman to fly abroad.

Q Who was the first Indian woman to fly abroad.
A Sita went to Lanka.

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

Mayawati apne friend Lalu ke ghar

Mayawati apne friend Lalu ke ghar GOAT le ke jati hai..

Lalu: E Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho ?

Mayawati: Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai

Funny Lalu: Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!

Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko

Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Funny Sardar Ji: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

Ik aadmi ki 6 fingers thi.

Ik aadmi ki 6 fingers thi.

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Kyonki uska naam Santa tha.

Santa: Tuhari car ka tyre puncture kaise hua?

Santa: Tuhari car ka tyre puncture kaise hua?

Driver Banta: Ik daaru ki bottle iske neeche aa gayi thi.

Santa: Tumhe bottle nazar nahi aayi?

Funny Banta: Bottle uss bande ki jeb me thi jo meri car ke neeche aaya tha.

Lawyer to Lalu: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke......

Lawyer to Lalu: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "

Funny Lalu : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"