log the

log the
Zbrdst ghar me ghus gae
Ur
Bed room se use utha k le gae
Ksi ne meri ek na suni
Jate hove keh gae
“Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana”

Purane waqaton main ur Aaj kal main

Purane waqaton main ur Aaj kal main
Kya faraq hai?
.
Purane waqaton main na bijli hoti thi
Na bijli k bill
Aaj kal bijli to hoti nhi pr bijli
Ka bill zaror hota hai

Chief Justice ne kaha hai k

Chief Justice ne kaha hai k
Loadshading khatam hone
Tk bijli mehngi nhi ho gi
.
Lo G mubarak ho agle 100 saal tk
Sasti bijli estamal kro

Hassi k lye GHAM qurban,

Hassi k lye GHAM qurban,

Khushi k lye ANSOO qurban,

Dost k lye JAAN bhi qurban,

ur

agr dost ki girlfrnd mil jae,

To sala DOST bhi qurban

Phatan: Tmhe pta hai k Garmi ka ek Fyda bhi hai

Phatan: Tmhe pta hai k Garmi ka ek Fyda bhi hai
.
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Major Rohail: Kya?
.
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Phatan:
Very Simple yaar
SARDI nhi lagti

Major Rohail:

Major Rohail:
Tum Nasha kyu karte ho
.
Santa:
Pilot to ban nhi saka socha JAHAZ he ban jaon

Garmi ur loadshading se bachne ka tareqa

Garmi ur loadshading se bachne ka tareqa
.
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Pta chle to muje b bta dena
Qasam see bohat garmi hy