Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

Gum woh cheez hai …

Gum woh cheez hai …
Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai …
Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai..

Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta tha……

Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta tha……
Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta thaa…….
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthar hi tha..

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi h

agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge

agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGE
hain

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