Aaj wo azeem

Aaj
wo azeem
din ha jis say 1 kror sal pahlay 1 aysi medicin eejad
hui jis ki wja say
aaj
Pathan zinda hai
Happy “NASWAR” day

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Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.

Ali: Khan g kia hua.

Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy

Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy

Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!

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EK PATHAN LARKI SEHUM SE

EK PATHAN LARKI SEHUM SE SHAADI KARO TUMKO SAWAAB MILENGA.
LARKI WO KAISE:
PATHAN:HAMARA SHAADI HOGI,BACHA HOGA..,
BACHA KA NAAM SAWAAB KHAN RAKHGA…,

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Pathan ne Pathar tortay huwe

Pathan ne Pathar tortay huwe achanak Qalabazi khai Supervizer bola: Khan dobara karo Hum 1000 Rs dega Pathan:Tum Lakh b do hum dobara Lun pe Hathora nahi mare ga.

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Policeman: tum ne

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia :p

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Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia

Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia
Subha Pathan ne apna HBL me Bank Account close karwa diya
Q?
Q k HBL aap k khwabon ko hqiqat me bdal skta hai…

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Pathan, Ne baraf(ice) kharida to

Pathan, Ne baraf(ice) kharida to baraf say dhuan nikal raha tha.

Pathan, shabsh beta sab ko thanda baraf or mujhay garam

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 7