JUMBO JOKEY

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola! I shall never die B4 my death ;->

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 9

Pathan1:Tum bike itni taiz kyun chala rahay ho?

Pathan2:Ye khat urgent daina hai.

Pathan1:Kahan?

Pathan2:Addres parhnay ka time nahi hai.

Pthan1:ok go fast.

Aik pathan airport sy bahir aya tou

Aik pathan airport sy bahir aya tou samnay taxi wala kharaa tha pathan ny poocha
sadar jaye ga taxi walay ny kaha jaye ga tou Pathan bola tou jao idhar qiun khara hy

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 9

1 pathan nadee ky kinaray

1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya.
Pathan ny awaaz de ,O bhai kapre rakh lay magar naswaar tou dy ja,

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 9

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki…

2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar.

Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:

Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.

Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?

Nurse: 3000

Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.

Karhai Nahi Karwani.

Monday, March 19, 2012

1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,

1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,
Woh Billi se Tang Aa kar Usay kahi Chhor Aaya.
Ghar Aaya to Bili Us Se Pehly Ponch Chuki Thi.

Pathan Bili ko Dobara Kahen Door Chor k Aaya,
Billi Phir Us Se Pehly Ghar Pohnch Gai.

Pathan ko Bohat Ghussa Aaya Is Baar Wo Billi ko Bohat hi Ziyada Door Chorny Gaya.
Wahan Se Usny Wife ko Phone Kya.

Pathan: Billi Ghar Pohanch Gai Ya Nahi?

Wife: Han Pohnch Gai Hai.

Pathan: Us Kamini Se Bol k Mujy Aaker Le Jaye,
Main Rasta Bhol Gaya Hon.