Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho

Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Banta: Wife agar husband ko

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye

Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye, tumhare Preeto se sambhand hai.

Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aya tha usne tumhara Underwear pahena hua tha.

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe

Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi
Jo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclas
Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi
Hoti hain wo harjaie

Read more: Boy Vs Girl SMS - Part 11

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: yes.
After marrid boy left her
with in week,
Grl: y u did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tmy apna bna k choro ga.

Read more: Boy Vs Girl SMS - Part 11