Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

santa & banta

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge

Ek Ladki ne hoto par “India” ke tirange ka

Ek Ladki ne hoto par “India” ke tirange ka
rang laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto
par “kiss” kar gaya aur bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA”

Santa pland land hote hi chillane

Santa pland land hote hi chillane laga “Bangalore
aaya Bangalore aaya. Balle Balle”
Air Hostess : Hello sir, B silent.
Santa : “Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya. Alle Alle”

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega
Salesman : Pata nahi
Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai.
Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!

Girls of 1995 – “Agar tum mil jao

Girls of 1995 – “Agar tum mil jao zamana chor denge hum”
Girls of 2010 – “Agra tum mil jao purana chor denge hum!”

Modern Heer – Mein tumhare

Modern Heer – Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai,
lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi…
Modern Ranjha – To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank
managar ban gaya