Teacher:boloto tum boro na tumhare baba boro?

Teacher:boloto tum boro na tumhare baba boro?

Student:meine

Teacher:keyse?

Student:maine to abb sone ke waqt maa ki dudu nahi pita hu magar baba ab vi pita hai.

Teacher:tumhare sahas to kam

Teacher:tumhare sahas to kam nahi hai,tum exam hall par durbin le kar ayaa.

Student: nahi sir meine to ye dekhne ke le ayea wo iss question par kyea answer likha.

Teacher: ek student se, bolo to Canada kaha?

Teacher: ek student se, bolo to Canada kaha?
Student: sir, pice ki bench par.

Teacher: bolo to kya khane par

Teacher: bolo to kya khane par hamari aankhe ki dristi barta hai?

Student: ghas,lotapata ye khane par sir.

Teacher: keya mere sath yarki!!

Student: no sir, jara dhayan par dekho sir garu aur chagol ki ankho par keya aap chasme khayal kara?

Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai

Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga?

Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega.

Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?

Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.

Teacher: ek common baat bolo to jo

Teacher: ek common baat bolo to jo sabne jata hai?
Student: khida lagne par khana khata hai.