Girl: Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahiye

Girl:
Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahiye
Jo Achi Achi Batein Kare
Hansi Mazaq Karey
Aur Raton Ko Mujhe Ganey Sunaye

Boy:
Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahiye

Girl: Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai Is Ka Naam

Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?

Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai

Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

Boy: Tum Shadi Ke Baad

Boy:
Tum Shadi Ke Baad
Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahin Mango Gi

Girl:
Arey Nahin Main Aisi Larki Nahin Hoon
Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena

Ek Boy Girlfriend Se Milne Aya,

Ek Boy Girlfriend Se Milne Aya,
Wo Chai Bnane Chale Gai..

Girlfriend Ka Mobile Sofy Pr Dekh Kr
Boy Ne Socha K Mera Numbr
Kis
Naam Pr Save Kiya Ho Ga?

Dear, Sweet Ya
Janu..

Jub Us Ne Miss Bell Di
To Screen Py Aa Rha Tha K..

“Kutta No# 5″
Calling…

Boy: Tmra Nam Kya Hai?

Boy:
Tmra Nam Kya Hai?

Girl:
Q Btao?
Me Tme Janti B Nai..!

Boy:
Na Btao Me Knsa Tme Apni Ferari
Me Betha Ra Hun!

Girl:
NADIA, B.Com 2nd Yr
Wo Smne Wali Gali Me
Ryt Hand Pe 4th Nmbr Pe Mera
Ghr Hai 32/B,
Ghr Me Aik Chota Bhai N Ami Abu Hain,
Tution Tymings 6 To 8…:

Sardiyon Ki Sham Thi

Sardiyon Ki Sham Thi
Mene Us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha
To Wo Garam Thi
Maine Kaha Garam Hath
Wafa Ki Nishani Hai

Usne Hans Kar Kaha:
“Kaminay Bukhar Hai Mujhe”

Bhikari: Hello , Pizza Hut?

Bhikari:
Hello , Pizza Hut?

Pizza Hut:
Yes Sir

Bhikari:
1 Large Pizza Or 1 Litre Pepsi Bhej Do

Pizza Hut:
Sir Kis Ke Naam Se Bhejoon?

Bhikari:
Allah Ke Naam Pe Dede Baba!