JUMBO JOKEY

Friday, May 4, 2012

Malik Nokar Se:
Tum Andar Kion Aaiy?

Tumhain Nahi Pata Tha
K Main Naha Raha Hon?

Nokar:
Maaf Karna Sahab,
Main Samjha Tha Malkin Hain.

Ek Bacha Bench Per Betha
Ek K Baad Ek Toffee Kha Raha Tha
Ek Admi Ne Dekha

To Bola:
Jo Log Ziada Meetha Khate Hain
Un Ka Jaldi Iniqal Ho Jata Hai

Bacha:
Mere Dada Ki Umar 106 Saal Thi

Admi:
Wo Meetha Kam Khate Honge?
Hai Na

Bahca:
Nahi
Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The

Camera Man Studio Mei Chotay Bachay Se:
Meri Traf Deko Beta
Es Camere Se Kabootar Niklega

Bacha:
Focus Adjust Kar Beta
Jahalat Ki Batain Na Kar

Mathay Par Lahu Sir Par Reit

Wah Wah !

Mathay Par Lahu Sir Pr Reit

Kyun Ke Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamlay
Samait

Wah
Wah
Wah

Boy 1:
Yar Larki Ko
“I Love U” Kehne Ki
Sabse Achi Jaga Kon C He?

Boy 2:
Faisal Masjid.

Boy 1:
Q?

Boy 2:
Q K Wahan Larkian
Chappal K Bagair Aayi Hoti Hein.

Girl:
Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahiye
Jo Achi Achi Batein Kare
Hansi Mazaq Karey
Aur Raton Ko Mujhe Ganey Sunaye

Boy:
Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahiye

Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?

Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai

Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti