1 Makrani Bohat Der Se

1 Makrani Bohat Der Se
Ek Haseen Larki Ko Ghoor Rha Tha,

LARKI:
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?

Makrani:
Hum Soch Raha Tha
K Agr Tum Hamara Maa Hota
To Hum B Khubsurat Hota.

Mehboob Aap Ke Qadmon Mien”

Mehboob Aap Ke Qadmon Mien”

Agar Aap Ko Apni “Girl Frnd” K Past Or Future K Bare Main
Jan’na Hai Tu Apni Gal Frnd Ka Number Mukamal
Naam Or Pate K Sath Is No. Par Send Karen,
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“Haq Baba, Sach Baba”
Zarori Note:-
“Baba G Ka Number Change Karna Bohat
Bari Beghairiti Hai”
Shukriya.

Doctor: Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai?

Doctor:
Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai?

Santa:
Chashme(Opticals) K Saath 75kg

Doctor:
Aur Chasme K Bina!

Santa:
Vo Muje Dikhta Hi Nahi

Doctor Mariz Se :

Doctor Mariz Se :
Ager Tum Meri Duwa Se Theek Ho Gaye To Mujhe
Kya Enaam Do Gay
Mariz:
May Qabrey Khodta Hun
Aap Ki Qaber Free Khod Dun Ga

Usse Dekh Kar Do Doctor Aapas May

Usse Dekh Kar Do Doctor Aapas May
Jhagar Tean Hay
Aik Kehta Hay K Us Ki Haddi Toot Gai Hai
Dosra Bolta Hai K
Nahi Us Ka Angotha Nikal Gaya Hai
Donoon Me Kafi Behas Ho Rahi Hoti Hai To
Tisra Doctor Bolta Hai
Chalo Us Say Hi Poch Laetey Hain
Ussay Poch Tay Hain To
Wo Bolata Hai
Nahi , Na Mera To Chapl Tota Hay

Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye

Man:
Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye

Doctor:
Shadi Karlo

Man:
Kiya Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi

Doctor:
Nahi, Ye Shouq Khatam Ho Jayega!!

Ek Doctor Ki Nurse Se Ho Shadi Hogai

Ek Doctor Ki Nurse Se Ho Shadi Hogai
Dost Ne Doctor Se Poocha:
Suna Yar, Kesi Life Chal Rahi Hai?

Doctor:
Yar Kya Kahoon Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho
Sunti Hi Nahi Hai