Muslim Lady :

Muslim Lady :
Assalam-O-Laiakum

Molvi:
Ye Jannat Main Jayegi

Hindu Lady:
Namaste

Molvi:
Ye Dozakh Main Jayegi

Christian Lady:
Hi Daling

Molvi:
Ye Mere Sath Jayegi

Boyz 2 Qari Sahib:

Boyz 2 Qari Sahib:
Qari Sahab Kiya Ladkioon K Sath
Sona Gunah Hai?

Qari Sahab:
Gunah Tu Nae
Likin Tun Log Sote Hi Tu Nhi Ho

Ek Molvi Ek Aurat Se Takra Gaya:

Ek Molvi Ek Aurat Se Takra Gaya:

Aurat Ghussay Se:
Aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh Kr Takkar Maar Rahy Hain

Molvi:
Mohtarma
Ye Daarhi Hy Break Nahi!

Memon: Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya?

Memon:
Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya?

Shopkeeper:
1rs.

Memon:
60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai?

S.K:
60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.

Memon:
Ley 40 Paisay
Chilka Rakh Aur Kela Day De

Teacher: Jo Ander Aane K Liye Sab Se Chota

Teacher:
Jo Ander Aane K Liye Sab Se Chota
Sentence Bole Ga
Ussey Gift Mile Ga

Eng Child:
May I Come In?

Urdu Child:
Mai Andr A Skta Ho?

Memon:
Achivina

Memon At Petrol Pump:

Memon At Petrol Pump:
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do.

Salesman:
Bhai Itna Sara Petrol
Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon:
Jana Kahan Hai
Hm To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…

Memon Ko Current Laga…

Memon Ko Current Laga…

Begum Ne Memon Se Poocha:
Kuch Howa To Nahi..?

Memon Bola:
Mujhe Chorr
Bahir Jaa Kar Deakh
“UNIT” Kitne Gire Hai.