banta & santa

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejne-wala mahan, padhne-wala gadha.

Santa got angry and sent sms back: Bhejne-wala gadha, padhne-wala mahan.

Mayavati: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chah

Mayavati: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Mayavati ka Funny beta: Haan mami, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Laloo dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Laloo dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Funny Laloo: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.

Funny Laloo: Maine Patna phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

Rabri: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

Rabri: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

Funny Laloo: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Santa sardi lagne se kamp raha tha

Santa sardi lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska beta doctor ko phone karta hai.

Doctor: Kya hua?

Son: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.

Santa horse par ja raha tha.

Santa horse par ja raha tha.

Voh red light jump karta hai.

Police vala siti bajata hai.

Funny Santa ghode ki tail opar kar ke kehata hai: Le karle number note.

Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta

Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta 1000 Watt ke bulb par Lalu Yadav ka naam likh raha tha.

Lalu Yadav: Bitwa, e ka kart ho?

Funny Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.