LIFE TIPS Padhai kro, Kudi pichhe na mro .

LIFE TIPS
Padhai kro,
Kudi pichhe na mro .
Yaran naal na lro,
Jad b kro aish kro .
Rajj ke khaaoo,
Rajj ke peeoo .
Khull ke jiyo,
Maouj udaoo .
Bhangre paaoo,
Loga da sir khaaoo .
PEG LAAOO TE SO(SLEEP) JAAOO

Ik baar 1 kuri gali vich akeli jaa rahi si,

Ik baar 1 kuri gali vich akeli jaa rahi si, te usi waqt 1 munda sahmne to aa reha si, te fir dono bilkul kol aa gaye te munda side te ho geya, TE KUDI LUNG GAYI...!!

Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar

Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke .....

Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Student: Ki karda masterr g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya! ! !

One sardarji professor asked a plumber

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know Why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

A lady calls Sardar for repairing door bell.

A lady calls Sardar for repairing door bell.
Sardar does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again,
Sardar replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the
bell, but no one comes out.

Jatt: Mein tere 64 de 64 Dand Todd dene hai.

Jatt: Mein tere 64 de 64 Dand Todd dene hai.

Ik hor aadmi ne Keha beerjee 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.

Jatt: Meinu patta se Tu V bolega is laye Tere V Gin Laye ne...