Sardarji calls Air India. "How long

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec", says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.

A sardarji photographer focusing

A man goes to local village doctor

A man goes to local village doctor
"Dactar sahib..mennu bare bhayanak je sapne ande ne..

"for example"doc said
"..mennu sapna anda he ki meri bivi, jado me so janda ya bahar janda, te o pajh ke kise hor aadmi nu milan jandi ha i"....or jado meri jag khuldi hai te o ghar vich hondi hai..dasso me ki kara - eh bhayanak jya sapna menu kha raha hai...

doctor said," bevkoofa..e sapna nai sach hai"

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

Egotistical Harry was always

Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.

"I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition."

"Batted .007," his wife added.

Our sardarji was filling up an

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote: Yes

A drunk man is wandering

A drunk man is wandering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into cars and feeling the roofs. The bouncer comes up to him. 'What the heck are you doing?!' he asks. 'I'm looking for my car and I can't find it!' the drunk replies. 'So how does feeling the roofs of these cars help?!' the bouncer asks. 'Well, my car has two blue lights, and a siren on the roof!' the drunk replies