A Britisher came to India to travel across the country and after travelling though out India, one day he asked a Desi person...
British : Why you Indian are different colours,we British are all same colour White
Desi : Sir,have you seen horses,they are different in colours but all Donkeys are same in colours.
Ramlal (Bagwan say): Bahgwan mujhy dukh de, dard de, tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.
Bahgwan bat kat ker bole: aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
Bholaji goes to a Udipi hotel to have something to eat. He orders for Masala Dosa. The waiter promptly gets him the dish but is surprised to see that Bhola eats only the masala leaving the dosa behind.
Bhola then orders for 1 plate Samosa. Again this time the waiter notices that Bhola eats only the filling and not the shell. ; Waiter is very curious. Bhola next orders for Batata Vada. This time around also Bhola eats only the filling and leaves the shell behind. Waiter is losing his patience and walking upto Bhola asks him, "Bholaji, aap dish ke under ka hi cheez kyon khaa rahe ho, kya baki cheez pasand nahi aaya..?"
Bhola says,"Arre bhaiyya, aisi baat nahi. Hamaari tabiyat kuch teekh nahi isliye doctor ne kaha ki baahar ki cheez mat khaya karo..."