2 indian fuji aik dosray kay sath

2 indian fuji aik dosray kay sath fight kar rahay thay tu acha officer nay dekh lia aur ya kah kar un ka cot marshal kar dia kay humay larnay walay fuji nahi chaheay

American Citizen:

American Citizen:

Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte Hain.

Pakistani Citizen:

Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..

"Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai.."

Hotel K Manger Ne Bari Heriat Se Police

Hotel K Manger Ne Bari Heriat Se Police Inspecter Se Pocha
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chala K Hum Ne Bartan Dhone Wale Badal Dia Ha ?

Police Fingure Print...=P ;->

Agar Behti Hui Naak Ko Shuuurrrrr

Agar Behti Hui Naak Ko Shuuurrrrr Kar Ke Oper Charha Liya Jaaye To,
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Roomal Hamesha Saaf Rehta Hay…..
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( Zubaida Aapa Ke Rasilay Totky

Teacher To Pathan:

Teacher To Pathan:
Tm Ne Home Work Kyun Nahin Kiya?


Pathan:
Sir Hum Hostel Mein Rehta Hai.

preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi

preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.

next day santa HARBHAJAN SINGH ko le aaye.

Ek baap apni beti se: beti tum nd kbi koi aisa

Ek baap apni beti se: beti tum nd kbi koi aisa kaam kya h js se mera sir ooncha hua ho?

Beti: yad karen papa ek bar maine apke sir k neche 3 takiye rakhy thy.