Beta -Kya pari aakash me udti hai?

Beta -Kya pari aakash me udti hai?
Ma- Ha
Beta - To apni kamvali Q nahi Udti?
Ma- Wo Pari Nahi Hai.
Beta - Per papa to use pari kahte hai.
Ma - kal suha ud jaygi.

SANTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud

SANTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha.

BANTA- Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log Hain
Roz Roti Chickn Ke Saath Khate hain.

Theacher- "LAdki sab ladko se hans ke baate karti hai.

Theacher- "LAdki sab ladko se hans ke baate karti hai.
Batao is sentence me ladki kya hai?"
Student-"Sir, ladki bahut chaalu hai"

teacher 2 student art ki copy pe sab train banao me 5min me aarhi hu

teacher 2 student art ki copy pe sab train banao me 5min me aarhi hu

10min baad

te-train dikhao

stu-aap late ho gyi train 5min phle hi chali gae..

boy:what is ur name?

boy:what is ur name?
girl:kyun bataun? main tumhe jaanti bhi nai
boy: mat bata mai bhi kaunsa tujhe apni FERRARI mein baitha raha hoon
girl:anjali,B.com,2nd year,tution time 6-8pm

MAA=beta kya kar rhe ho...?

MAA=beta kya kar rhe ho...?

BETA=pdh raha hu.

MAA=excelent ! kya pdh rhe ho...?

BETA=ji...GIRL FRIEND ke message..C

1 dost ne dusare dost se 7 saal baad milne per pucha

1 dost ne dusare dost se 7 saal baad milne per pucha:Yaar tumhare bache Pappu or munni ka kya haal ha
Dost-Ji pappu pas ho gya
or
munni badnam ho gai.