Santa k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha Dctr=

Santa k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha Dctr=Ye kaise Hua? Santa=Mai Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha,To kisi ne kaha"Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo"...?

Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Positon li News channel walu ne pucha

Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Positon li News channel walu ne pucha

K ab kia kro gay?

Pathan

bachpan se aik khuwab hy

k hum apna tandoor khole GA.

Pathan ny chalange kiya k

Pathan ny chalange kiya k

Woh minar-e-pakistan ko apne sar par utha kar peshawar ja sakta hai.

Hazaron log ikthay ho gaye...

Pathan bola: bus isey utha kar mere sar par rakho tum....:-

Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha?? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!! Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha....

Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??
Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!
Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha....

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me
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FAQEER oR BHIKARI K Hath Men B Mobile Ho

MUBARAK HO

Aap Ny uska Sapna Such Kar Dikhaya.

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..



Wo likhte hai:---
"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le..."

Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):Tum meri zindgi ho....

Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):Tum meri zindgi ho....
Wife: aur kaho achcha lag raha hai....



Hsbnd: aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe.....