Yamraj=Ur Time is Over

Yamraj=Ur Time is Over

Katrina=Kya koi Rasta He Bachne ka?

Yam=Ha!
SMS Padhne wale ko KISS Karo

Katrina=Oh Shit!
Fir to Mujhe Utha Hi Lo. ..

banta & santa

Banta: Aao Chess Khelen
Santa: Mujhe Chess Nahi Aati
Banta: Main Sikha dunga isme Hathi, Ghore Oont khane hai
Santa: Phir to main bilkul nahi khelunga kyonki main shaakahari hun.

banta & santa

Banta Joins Ad Company
Santa: Mere Father ka dehant ho gaya akhbaar me Shok Sandesh dena hai
Banta: Aap Hindustan Kesari me de. isme abhi 1 +1 scheme hai. Aap ke father ke sath aapka free chhap denge

Santa: Dudh ke saath do roti kha raha tha

Santa: Dudh ke saath do roti kha raha tha
guess why?


kyonki Doctor ne kaha tha halka khana lena hai jaise Dudh, Double Roti

santa: Jab me chhota tha tab me is ped pe

santa: Jab me chhota tha tab me is ped pe chad jata tha. banta: wo kaise? santa: tab ye ped bhi chhota tha na yaar...

GF-Chand Kitne Hote He?

GF-Chand Kitne Hote He?
BF-2,Ek Tum Aur Ek Upar



After Marriage:

Bv-Chand Kitne Hote He?

Pati-Andhi Ho?

Wo Uper Kharbooza Nazar Aa raha He ?

1baar Adnan sami k ghar me chor

1baar Adnan sami k ghar me chor aayaAdnan chor K upar baitha Or bola Ramu police ko bulaRamu- Sahab chppl nhi mil rhiCHOR bola-Meri pehen le par Jaldi Jaa.