Autowala to Bunty : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.

Autowala to Bunty : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.

Bunty : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!

Ek ladka achanak ladki ko dekh ke

Ek ladka achanak ladki ko dekh ke bola- Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi sunaun kya kya??
Ladki- Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya???

santa-agar mere hath me sarkar ho to

santa-agar mere hath me sarkar ho to
me desh ki taqdir badel dunga.
wife-tum pehle apna pajama tobadal lo subha
se ulta pehn rakha hai.

Gabber: Aaj maine Basanti ko nahate hue dekha!

Gabber: Aaj maine Basanti ko nahate hue dekha!
Viru: Kutte, Kamine main tera khun pi jaunga.
Gabber: Haramkhor, me naha raha tha or Bansanti ja rahi thi !!

pujari ji ko dast lag gaye, wo doctor

pujari ji ko dast lag gaye, wo doctor k pas dawa lene gaye dr. ne dawa di to pujari ne puchha parhej kya karu? dr bola bas SHANKH jor se mat bajana....

Ek admi PATHAN ko mar raha tha

Ek admi PATHAN ko mar raha tha. Logon ne poocha k kyon mar rahay ho?
Wo bola: Sala ek ghantay se pooch raha hai… Ramzan ki jhandiyan kahan se milengi?

Allama Iqbal farmatay hain…

Allama Iqbal farmatay hain…
ooper se sab dekh raha hon Faraz ka haal iqbal,
Acha hi hua k mene koi asan shair nahi banaya