Agar 25 rupayee mein pav bhaji

Agar 25 rupayee mein pav bhaji milti hai to 100 rupayee mein kya milega..

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Santa- poori bhaji

Naye company mai job aaye hai salary

Naye company mai job aaye hai salary 80,000 karne hai to jaldi reply karo.Zyada mehnat ka kam nahi hai bas bijli ke taron per,gela kapra marna hai.

Nojwan aage bado. Santa aage nahi bada.

Nojwan aage bado. Santa aage nahi bada.
Captain:-tum aage kyun nahi bade.
Santa :-apne kaha 9jawan aage bado main 10ve number pe hun.

Doctor: Jab apko pata tha chipkali apke

Doctor: Jab apko pata tha chipkali apke
kan me ghus rahi hai to aap chup kyu the?
Santa: pehle Cockroach gya tha
to mujhe lga k chipkali use pakadne ja rahi hai

Kanjoos : Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?

Kanjoos : Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Kanjoos :Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

santa & banta

Santa:Meri Mummy Ne Kal Murga Banaya.

Banta:Kinu, Tenu Ke Tere Bapu Nu?

Teachr:Translate-Bazar Me Goliyan Chal Rhi He

Teachr:Translate-Bazar Me Goliyan Chal Rhi He


Santa:The Tablets R Walking In The Market