Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil kar lena chahiye … Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr toh nahi jaye ga!!

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil kar
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr toh nahi jaye ga!!

Man: Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu, Dr: PoTTI KHA!!!!

Man: Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,
Dr: PoTTI KHA!!!!

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?
SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala jata

Santa throw his mobile in samundar

Santa throw his mobile in samundar & bola “ Aa aa upar aa”
His friend ask pani me se upar kaise aayega.
Santa bola “ Kyon nahi aayega DOLPHIN jo hai.”

santa & banta

Santa Banta ko – Yaar lag raha hai menu bird flue ho gaya
Banta :-> Tenu keda pata
Santa :-> Yaar mera hai na kal se udne ko man kar raha hai.

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->