namaskar ye male\ female janch sewa hai,

namaskar ye male\ female janch sewa hai, agar aap purush hai to 1 sms karo, mahila hai to 2 sms karo, inme se kuch nahi hai to sms na kare, hum khud smajh lenge.

Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant le aa"

Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant le aa"

Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"

Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a "

2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon

2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.

Baji: abhi khananahi bana, baad main aana.

Faqir: mera number le lo, jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.

Man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife

Man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai.

Manager: so .. Sir what can i do?

Man: abey khirki nahi khul rahi.

santa & banta

Santa: agar VIVAH ki shooting engineering college me hota to use kya kehte?

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Banta: VIVA

Respected international kanjus,

Respected international kanjus, thanx 4 nt sending any sms. U'll win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA AWARD
na na SMS MAT KARNA WARNA YEH AWARD koi aur le jayega..

ek admi bola yaar mai duniya mai naam kamana

ek admi bola yaar mai duniya mai naam kamana chata hoon to dusra bola haa kyo nahi wo kaise.
haathi per ulta khade hoker photo kichwayoo aur photo ko ulta karke dikhyaooo