Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

2 mendak baithe the.

2 mendak baithe the.
1 bola: tarr.
2ra bola: tarr.
1 fir bola: tarr.
2ra fir bola: tarr.
1 bola: farr.
to 2ra bola: yaar! tu topic change mat kar..

santa & banta

Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!

Teacher: Aasmaan mein udne wali

Teacher: Aasmaan mein udne wali chiz Ande deti hai, Aur zameen pe rahne wali Bachche deti hai. Kaun c chiz aisse hai jo Aasmaan me udti hai par Bache Zameen par deti hai?
Santa: Airhostess !

Doctor to pehlwan aap ka kandha kese utr geya? .

Doctor to pehlwan aap ka kandha kese utr geya?
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Pehlwan: janaab bache ka bage utha liya tha.

Reporter: Laaluji, the poor women

Reporter: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar dont have clothes to wear

Laalu: U FOOL,tum FASHION TV dekhe ho? Rich women bhi clothes nahin pehanti hai. Yeh fashionwa ha

Santa Se Puchha Ki-

Santa Se Puchha Ki-

“Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Santa-”Cockroach”
Why?

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kyuki…. Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai….