Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Funny: Kya aap ke pas color TV hai?

Salesman: Yes.

Funny: Mere ko ik green vala dena.

Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi

Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai?

Funny Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara,

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na !

Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt ?

Mr Funny ko apna apna gadha

Mr Funny ko apna apna gadha bechna tha. Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya:

Agr Tumhe Kabi Kisi Gadhey ki Zarurat ho to Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena!

Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a shop.

Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a shop.

Santa: Drink quickly... before it gets cold.

Wife: But why...

Santa: Hot coffee is for Rs.5 and cold coffee for Rs.10.

Santa: Sir aap meri salary bada diyo,

Santa: Sir aap meri salary bada diyo, meri shaadi ho gayi hai.

Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahin hotii.

banta & santa

Banta: oye, tu to doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.