Sal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.

Sal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.

Banta: Yatna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.

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How do you make Mr Funny

How do you make Mr Funny laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Mr Funny ko Saturday ko hasana ho to kya karo

Mr Funny ko Saturday ko hasana ho to kya karoge?

Usko Friday ko koi joke suna do.

Mr Funny goes to a TV showroom.

Mr Funny goes to a TV showroom.

Mr Funny: Do you have color TVs?

Salesman: Yes.

Mr Funny: Give me a green one, please.

Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Funny: Kya aap ke pas color TV hai?

Salesman: Yes.

Funny: Mere ko ik green vala dena.

Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi

Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai?

Funny Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara,

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na !

Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt ?