Ravan dance club me jata hai. Uski

Ravan dance club me jata hai. Uski entry baki sab se 10 guna jayada thi. Bolo kiyun?

Kiyun ki entry fees thi: Per-Head Rs 500/-

NASA ne 4 tamils ko chand pe bheja.

NASA ne 4 tamils ko chand pe bheja.

Magar adhe raste se vapis aa gaye!

Tamils said: Aaj AMAWAS hai, Chand to hoga nahi na..

Sardar Ji: Asi ik mobile marriage bureau

Sardar Ji: Asi ik mobile marriage bureau shuru kita hai:

Rishtey laye 1 dabao,
Mangni k laye 2 dabao,
Shaadi k laye 3 dabao.

Gujarati Man: Dusri shaadi de lai ki dabana hai?

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi laye pehle wali da gala dabao ..!

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.

A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar Jungle me gaye.

Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar Jungle me gaye.

Sahmne se ek Sher aa gya.

Sardar ne Sher ki aankh me mitti dali aur bhagte hue Pandit se bola: "Abe Bhag."

Pandit: Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai.

Ik Doctor (surgeon) pehli bar operation kar raha tha.

Ik Doctor (surgeon) pehli bar operation kar raha tha.

Operation complete hote hi voh apne ghutno ke bal baith gaya aur sar upar uthake bola: HEY KAALI MAA MERI PEHLI BHET SWIKAR KARO

Ek Kid paida hote hi nurse se bola: Mobile hai kya?

Ek Kid paida hote hi nurse se bola: Mobile hai kya?

Nurse: Kiyun?

Funny Kid: Zara GOD ko delivery message bhejna hai