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Friday, March 16, 2012

Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se sawal kya g

Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se sawal kya gya:

billi dum kyun hilati hai?

Pathan ne itminan se jawab dya

“is liey k dum billi ka hai tmhare baap ka nhi.!:-)



Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 3

1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid

1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid me naat parhne gya

sub logo ne usy boht mara!

Kyun?

Kyun k pehle hi roze me naat prh raha tha

“Alvidah Alvidah mahe Ramzan”



Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 3

Ek Indian ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy.

Ek Indian ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy.

Indian: Men shama chahata hn,,

Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta ha lekin Uska baap nahi manta ..!:-o



Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 2

Punjabi 2 Pathan: khan sahib, kya

Punjabi 2 Pathan: khan sahib, kya Jeans mein Namaz Ho jati hy.?

Pathan: Jis Ne Pehni Ho uski to Ho jati hai,
magar
jo peeche khara ho uski Nahi Hoti..;-)



Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 2

“Pathan: Halwai se,

“Pathan: Halwai se,

Tum kitne saal se jalebi bna rhy ho!

Halwai:
Bare fakhar se
30 saal se,

Pathan:lakh di lanat e
Tere kolon aj tak jalebi sidhi nai bani..



Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 2

Zindagi ki Race me 1st Aany K liye hamesha

Zindagi ki Race me 1st Aany K liye hamesha ye Soch Kr bhago K tm Nangy ho or Peechy Sary pathan Hein,

Phr dekhna jeet sirf tmhri ho ge sirf
tmhari…!:-D;-)



Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 2

Aik Dr.Pathan k ghar Raat 2 bajay phone

Aik Dr.Pathan k ghar Raat 2 bajay phone aya kisi ny poocha.
Aap so tau nhi rahy thy?
Dr.Pathan gussy sy bola Pagal k bachay saaray pathan chowkidar nhi hotay.

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 2