JUMBO JOKEY

Sunday, March 18, 2012

ews reporter:

KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform

par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?

Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,

sub ne patri par chalang laga di.

Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?

Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,

ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ? PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . . More Funny Sms

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 6

1 pathan dusre se:

1 pathan dusre se:
“Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?”

Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha

Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

PATHAN:MOLVI SAHAB KYA

PATHAN:MOLVI SAHAB KYA WAZU K BAGAIR NAMAZ HOJATI HAI? MOLVI:NAHI HOTI PATHAN: HOJATI HAI YARA. MOLVI:O BHAI NAHI HOTI. PATHAN:MAINEY KHUD PARH K DEKHI HAI.

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 6

Akhbar Me aaya

Akhbar Me aaya
50% Pathan bewakoof hote hain.
Is pr Pathano ne kafi halla Machaya.
Phir aya.
50% Pathan bewakoof nhi hote hain.
Tb ja kr Mamla set howa…

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 6

Ek Pathan Airhostess sy:

Ek Pathan Airhostess sy: Aap ke shakl mari Biwi sy bohat milti hy.
Airhostess ak zor say thappar marti hai.
Pathan:Aadat bhe bohat milti hy.

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 5