Veeru ka dost Jay jab usse bahut saal

Veeru ka dost Jay jab usse bahut saal ke baad mila to usne poocha ki tumhra bête Pappu aur beti Munni kaise hai?.............Veeru – Beta to acchi padai karke naukri karne laga hai lekin Munni ke bare mein to tum ne bhi suna hoga ki woh to bahut badnam ho gayi hai.

Veeru to son - Ek zamana tha ki main

Veeru to son - Ek zamana tha ki main Rs 10 me kirana, saag, dudh aur nashta sab kuch leke aata tha……….Son - Ab possible nahi hai Papa Q ki ab wahan CCTV camera hota hai.

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

Teacher:haradhon ki 10 ladke kiun hai?

Teacher:haradhon ki 10 ladke kiun hai?
Student:ladki ki asa mein.

Teacher: jet biman itni jorse kiun sut ta hai?

Teacher: jet biman itni jorse kiun sut ta hai?
Student: kiun ki uski lez par aag hai uss lyee.

Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der

Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha:

Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.

Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?

Ladka: Ab bhago!

ek patni apna pati ko aalu[potato]

ek patni apna pati ko aalu[potato] lane ka liya bhajati hai woh ata hi woh ek police ke pass jati hai aur bolti hai ki uska pati aalu lane gaha tha aur lota hi nahi plice whala ek sardar tha woh bola ara bhehena kuch aur paka lena.