1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko

1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko
Rasi Se Bandh Kr Leja Rha Tha
Ye Dekh Kr Ek Pathan Has-Has Kr Lotpot Hogya

Or Kehny Laga:
Ek Rassi Ko Le Jany K Liye
Do Do Truck

Baap: Beta Is Br Exam

Baap:
Beta Is Br Exam
Main Tumny 9O% Lane Hain

Beta:
Nai Me To Is Bar 1OO% Laon Ga

Baap:
Kion Mazaq Kr Rhe Ho?

Beta:
Shoru Kis Ne Kia Tha?

Kutta Maar Giya Razai Vich

A Sardar Jee Proposed A Girl With A Romantic Poetry:

Kutta Maar Giya Razai Vich
Main Pagal Aan Teri Judaee Vich
Pani Tay Machhar Beh Nai Sakda
Sardar Teray Bin Reh Nai Sakda

Jindgi Ch Jittan Da Shaunk C Rakhde

Jindgi Ch Jittan Da Shaunk C Rakhde
Par Tere To Haarn Pichhe V Koi Majburi C
Shart Hundi Tan Sabb Kuj Var K V Jitt Lende
Par Tere Jittan Layi Meri Haar Jar Uri C

TOHFA’ Tuhanu Eh Greeb Ki De Sakda

TOHFA’ Tuhanu Eh Greeb Ki De Sakda
Bus De K Duavan Hi Saar Deve
Eho Ardaas Meri Rabb Age
Sohni Jindgi, Kothi Te Tainu Car Deve
Ho Jave Je An-Ban Kite Teri Meri
Tainu Jitt Te Mainu Oh Haar Deve
Rabb Na Kare J Muk Jan Saah Tere
Tainu Bakhash K Jindgi Mainu Maar Deve

1 Patahn Ki Maut Bijli Girne Se Hui

1 Patahn Ki Maut Bijli Girne Se Hui
Per Uski Laash Muskuraty Hue Mili
Farishte Ne Pucha Aisa Kyon?

Pathan Bola :
Hum Ko Laga K Koi Photo Khench Raha Hai

1 Pathan Apne Kandhey Pe

1 Pathan Apne Kandhey Pe
Tota Bithaey Ja Raha Tha

1 Admi Ne Pucha:
Ye Konsa Janwar Hai?

Tota Bola:
Pathan Hai Sala…