A Sardar took an answering

A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it
home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai

A person went into the office kitchen one

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two coats"

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.

Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.

Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Sardar khali kadahi me chammach

Sardar khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to ek admi ne poocha kya bana rahe ho ?

Sardar- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..

Man: How was your exam today ?

Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ? I thought...i
thought...i thought about it and wrote THUNK

Kala suit kali chunni, utte chitta

Kala suit kali chunni, utte chitta(white) phul kadai da,
ik ta saali koi kuri ni fasdi, dooja fikar kamaai da,
tu ta kanjra theek hi hona, haal das sadi bharjai da....!!!