Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.

1 FRIEND: tumhay maloom

1 FRIEND: tumhay maloom hay aisa insaan ko bohat saray log kis name say jantay hain jo KHANDANI MANSOOBA BANDI par amal nahi kartay

2 FRIEND: kis name say .... ?

1 FRIEND: DADDY

Ek Sharabi Nashe men Tun

Ek Sharabi Nashe men Tun hokar jarha tha to peche se ek Tange wala Aya, us ne kaha, hat jao hat jao, Sharabi hat gaya or side per ek ghar k darwazey k sahare khara hogaya, wahan us ko neend aa gae. subha ghar k malik ne darwaza khola to sharabi neche gir gaya, aor chilatey howey bola, yar itna to side deya tha, phir bhee takar mar di.

Pujari ko loosemotion lag gaye,

Pujari ko loosemotion lag gaye, to woh doctor ke pass dawai lene challa giya, doctor ne dawai di to pujari ne poocha, doctor sahib PARHEJ kya karu ?
Doctor bola : bas SHANKH jor se mat bajana ...

Rabri : Ka karat ho?

Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

Nepolian ek person ko bade garv

Nepolian ek person ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.
Person bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.

Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting

Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar।The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar !"