Munna BhaiPrincipal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya,

Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega. Mr Funny: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?

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Principal to Students: You people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day. Mr Funny: Impossible Sir! College Is Only For 6 Hours!