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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

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Sharab se nafrat

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Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?

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Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!


Shaadi ka bahana

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Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.

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Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.


Not in duty

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Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

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Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.


colony ka bhikari

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana. Kal

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

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